UNSTOPPABLE
Resistance is a line on a chart. He has never once noticed one.
The Yellow Bull ($KIMCHI) charges through the crypto jungle with unstoppable bullish energy, golden power, and pure meme madness. No fear, just horns!
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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Placeholder address — the live mint replaces this in one line of config.
- HORNS2
- FEAR0
- CHAINSOLANA
- DIRECTIONUP ONLY
SCROLL
BORN IN THE FIRE
THE LEGEND
HALF MAN. ALL BULL.
ENTIRELY MADE OF GOLD.
They say the charts went red and something moved under the lava plain. Horns first. Then the shoulders. Then a face that had clearly seen a portfolio do things no portfolio should do — and decided, calmly, that the only acceptable direction was up.
The Yellow Bull does not do technical analysis. The Yellow Bull does not do patience. The Yellow Bull walks onto the floor, looks at the candle that ruined your week, and removes it from the premises.
GOLDEN
Self-lit fur. You do not light the bull — the bull lights the room.
FEARLESS
Blizzard, trading floor, temple steps, 3 a.m. candle. Same expression.
THE HERD
TOKENOMICS, BUT WITH HOOVES
Nothing clever. Nothing hidden. One supply, no tax, and a bull that refuses to walk backwards.
1,000,000,000TOTAL SUPPLY
0 / 0BUY / SELL TAX
BURNEDLP STATUS
REVOKEDMINT AUTHORITY
100%IN THE HERD'S HANDS
SOLANANETWORK
THE CHARGE
SIX PLACES HE HAS ALREADY BEEN
Click any frame to open it full size.
THE ARSENAL
STICKER PACK
Four frames from the loops. Drop the matching .webm files into
images/ and each tile starts animating by itself.
HOW TO BUY
FOUR STEPS TO JOIN THE STAMPEDE
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01GET A WALLET
Install Phantom or Solflare. Write the seed phrase on paper. Not in a screenshot, not in a note app.
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02FUND IT WITH SOL
Buy SOL anywhere and send it to your wallet address. Leave a little spare for fees.
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03OPEN PUMP.FUN
Paste the contract address from the top of this page, connect your wallet, confirm the swap.
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04CHARGE
You now hold $KIMCHI. Close the app. The bull does not check the chart every nine seconds and neither should you.
THE STAMPEDE
ROADMAP
Four phases. Each one is just the bull moving forward, which is the only thing he does.
THE LAVA PLAIN
- Mint and fair launch on pump.fun
- Liquidity burned
- Site, art and the first thousand of the herd
THE NIGHT CITY
- Sticker packs and meme arsenal
- Trending across every tracker
- Holder count through five figures
THE TRADING FLOOR
- CEX conversations
- Collaborations with the loudest herds
- The gold coin pile becomes a mountain
THE THRONE
- $KIMCHI as the golden standard of bullish
- The herd never sells
- Horns up, permanently
MARKET
